Monday's in May

Well, it has been quite a gloomy day in small town USA, and my mood seems to match it.  BUT, its Friday!!!! And Friday the 13th at that. You know, I'm not real sure why "Friday the 13th" was chosen as such a superstitious day. I think it should be like "Thursday the 30th"- that would suck real bad if you had a lisp though. What about "Wednesday the 2nd"? Heck, why not the whole month like "Mondays in May" I mean, Mondays are already bad, and May is so rainy around here. But, they don't let me make the calender and for good reason because the weekend would be M-F and S&S would be the week. Dang y'all we are doing it all baassackwards!! ha!  But heck, them Mayans or whoever made that big calender said this is the last year anyway. 


Well, there hasn't been anything profound happen today...not yet anyway! lol. Work has been gettin in the way of all of our lives lately. Last night K and I were gonna go eat at Ants work, and by nothing less than divine intervention, he was walking out the door as we pulled up. He happen to be gettin off work early. Imagine the disappointment if we would've got there and that little shit would've been on his way home. Dinner wouldn't have been nearly as fun without someone to laugh at. So, we all 3 decided to go get greased up and eat at Bell's . It was real good! The dinner conversations were not suitable for dinner or anyone else to hear- as always lol. On a side note about conversations,  I did stumble upon the guys conversing about what they would do if they were girls. And let me tell you, the world better be glad they ain't girls and glad hand sanitizer was invented in pocket size things in case they ever were! But anyway, back to dinner. So, for some reason, we attract attention when we go somewhere. I used to wonder why, then i really started thinking... I could only imagine seeing the three of us out at dinner somewhere. Anthony had a salad as big as his head- y'all know that shit was big- and Kenny's drinkin water faster than the poor girl could fill it up! And as usual, I had so mayo on my food and Kenny was gonna barf at the thought of seeing it....just like a baby. And we tend to make a mess all the time- well, kenny makes a mess of the table and I make a mess of my clothes lol.  And lawd, we NEVER meet a stranger. Come to think of it, that could be what makes us perfect for our jobs. But, we will talk to anyone about anything which can be scary if you aren't fully prepared lol. I'm sure it is a hilarious experience to see us out somewhere! Y'all know Walmart is the worst because every Tom, Dick, And Harry Pete is in there, and Anthony and I forget we are in our 20s. I tend to push him in the buggy and pick up stuff I think I "need" and throw it in there with him. Poor little Kenny. All he wants to do is get groceries and look at huntin stuff. But, maybe everyone will get to see it if they put us on tv one day- I think we would be a great reality show! lol.


Well, its about that time! Hello weekend! It's gonna be a fabulous one- I hope. Im real excited to see First Degree play. We are like honorary members of the band- in our minds. But really more like groupies lol!! Kenny's gonna cook supper and then who knows where the road will lead once we all 3 get together. Lately, we sorta "go with the flow". I guess you could call us all Nemo. Woah, I may be startin a rap! Watch out Usher!! I'm gonna be a start on the rise! HA!  Anyway, I'm sure some exciting, interesting, 'cant help but piss laughin so hard' stories will occur in the coming hours. No worries, you will be filled in....unless we end up behind a set of bars or something cray cray! :/  eek! But, I'd still fill you in on that too 'cause y'all know that would be some funny shit!! lol

Until then, have a wonderful Friday the 13th evening y'all.


xoxo-BY