Ogre???

Well, just as expected, this weekend didn't disappoint. It was full of fun and enough laughter to make you piss your pants!! Most importantly, we were blessed to spend time with some great friends!! Over the course of the weekend, I think we played about 495 darts games! Whew! And yes, you know I won...well some anyway. Hell maybe like 1 if you're gettin picky. Everybody always says "it's the  thought that counts". In that case I think I'm a champion, and that's what counts! Ha!! Friday Ant and I had lunch with Becky then took care of some business (aka went shoppin) til Kenny got off work. Then we went and played darts while we waited for our friends to joint us. Finally Becky and Micah got there along with some others and we then played the first 225 dart games of the weekend! Of course there was alcohol involved, and yep- as always- I was the (responsible one) dd.  We went to Huddle House and nearly froze to death!! That may have impacted our decision making- not the beer of course.  That's when we decided we are gonna go sky diving. Yep, we really are all 5 gonna jump out of a plane and play real hard we don't die after doing somethin that could be considered an attempt to die. Now y'all know that's gonna be some funny shit right there!!! Im pretty sure I'm gonna have to wear a diaper or everyone else, including the birds, will be wearing my piss! I wonder I'd you could make yellow clouds like dogs make yellow snow... Then y'all could all see my work up there from your house! Hell you're probably gonna hear me screaming at your house anyway! I about pissed and screamed to death when we zip lined over Fremont St in Vegas. I guess for safety, no one needs to be to close or have a video camera on me. Lol. Then they guys also decided they are gonna go hog huntin! Boy are theses next few months gonna be interesting!! On Saturday, we slept in as usual. Kenny brought Ant and me some lunch, and I spent about 2 or 3 hours  getting ready when I could've done in about 30 minutes. Oh well- stopping and enjoying the flowers. Lol. Then we went and ATTEMPTED to get pineapple juice ( thanks to Ant and Shell it was a fail) then went to listen to the band play. That's we're we played the other hundred dart games.  "A good time was had by all." LOL! Then came Sunday...a day that used to be for rest. Pretty sure I worked harder that day than I did any other day the last week, but it was worth it. The 3 (stooges- that's what we looked like) went to work in a friends vineyard. We were planting roses. Me being the wine expert I am, had to ask if roses was used somewhere in the process of making wine because I was real confused why we were plantin roses. And the beat part is that I have NO green thumb at all. I planted flowers one year- then never came up, and I killed all the plants this year. So it's a good thing we had supervision. Anthony and Kenny used some thing to dig the holes...I wanna call it an ogre but I'm pretty sure that's what Shrek is soooo I don't think that's what it was...but it did give them a work out! I stuck to using the shovels and my hands. I may not know much about that gardening stuff but unlike Anthony, I do know the difference in a shovel and a ho (insert sarcastic joke about hoes here ;) hehe)  After most of the roses were planted, we - and by "we" I mean "they"- cut down a huge old tree which was entertaining to watch. Thanks to the cutting down of the tree, we were able to the the "Cedar hayride". I'm sure you can imagine how the princesses did with this... Lol. Good times.  After the work was done for the day, we decides to eat mexican. And of course because we looked like homeless people who had just been given a gift certificate to eat instead of cash so it couldn't be used for drugs, we would see what seemed like 30 people we knew. I guess it could be worse though, somehow.  And not to disappoint, we are still have scary movie nights- thanks to Anthony. You know, there's somethin wrong about gettin a scary movie and makin your beef watch it and then singing "1, 2, Freddy's comin for you.." to someone who is already scared. NOT COOL.  And we have still been walking...no bat chases since the last one- thank goodness! I ain't tryin to get rabies and shit!! But I did find a dead turtle on accident. :( Thats pretty much besides the point though lol. We are all super excited that some of our TV shows are back on!! I am overjoyed at this because I'm hopin this will decrease the amount I scary movies I see. :/  We have a packed full weekend ahead, and I am SURE there will be great things to share with you all!!  Tonight we are going to storm chaser class!! Pretty sure we are gonna be experts- like one step under meteorologists ;) ha. This should be entertaining to say the least...and so will the first storm I attempt to chase lol.  Happy Friday Eve!! Xoxo- B