Ogre???

Well, just as expected, this weekend didn't disappoint. It was full of fun and enough laughter to make you piss your pants!! Most importantly, we were blessed to spend time with some great friends!! Over the course of the weekend, I think we played about 495 darts games! Whew! And yes, you know I won...well some anyway. Hell maybe like 1 if you're gettin picky. Everybody always says "it's the  thought that counts". In that case I think I'm a champion, and that's what counts! Ha!! Friday Ant and I had lunch with Becky then took care of some business (aka went shoppin) til Kenny got off work. Then we went and played darts while we waited for our friends to joint us. Finally Becky and Micah got there along with some others and we then played the first 225 dart games of the weekend! Of course there was alcohol involved, and yep- as always- I was the (responsible one) dd.  We went to Huddle House and nearly froze to death!! That may have impacted our decision making- not the beer of course.  That's when we decided we are gonna go sky diving. Yep, we really are all 5 gonna jump out of a plane and play real hard we don't die after doing somethin that could be considered an attempt to die. Now y'all know that's gonna be some funny shit right there!!! Im pretty sure I'm gonna have to wear a diaper or everyone else, including the birds, will be wearing my piss! I wonder I'd you could make yellow clouds like dogs make yellow snow... Then y'all could all see my work up there from your house! Hell you're probably gonna hear me screaming at your house anyway! I about pissed and screamed to death when we zip lined over Fremont St in Vegas. I guess for safety, no one needs to be to close or have a video camera on me. Lol. Then they guys also decided they are gonna go hog huntin! Boy are theses next few months gonna be interesting!! On Saturday, we slept in as usual. Kenny brought Ant and me some lunch, and I spent about 2 or 3 hours  getting ready when I could've done in about 30 minutes. Oh well- stopping and enjoying the flowers. Lol. Then we went and ATTEMPTED to get pineapple juice ( thanks to Ant and Shell it was a fail) then went to listen to the band play. That's we're we played the other hundred dart games.  "A good time was had by all." LOL! Then came Sunday...a day that used to be for rest. Pretty sure I worked harder that day than I did any other day the last week, but it was worth it. The 3 (stooges- that's what we looked like) went to work in a friends vineyard. We were planting roses. Me being the wine expert I am, had to ask if roses was used somewhere in the process of making wine because I was real confused why we were plantin roses. And the beat part is that I have NO green thumb at all. I planted flowers one year- then never came up, and I killed all the plants this year. So it's a good thing we had supervision. Anthony and Kenny used some thing to dig the holes...I wanna call it an ogre but I'm pretty sure that's what Shrek is soooo I don't think that's what it was...but it did give them a work out! I stuck to using the shovels and my hands. I may not know much about that gardening stuff but unlike Anthony, I do know the difference in a shovel and a ho (insert sarcastic joke about hoes here ;) hehe)  After most of the roses were planted, we - and by "we" I mean "they"- cut down a huge old tree which was entertaining to watch. Thanks to the cutting down of the tree, we were able to the the "Cedar hayride". I'm sure you can imagine how the princesses did with this... Lol. Good times.  After the work was done for the day, we decides to eat mexican. And of course because we looked like homeless people who had just been given a gift certificate to eat instead of cash so it couldn't be used for drugs, we would see what seemed like 30 people we knew. I guess it could be worse though, somehow.  And not to disappoint, we are still have scary movie nights- thanks to Anthony. You know, there's somethin wrong about gettin a scary movie and makin your beef watch it and then singing "1, 2, Freddy's comin for you.." to someone who is already scared. NOT COOL.  And we have still been walking...no bat chases since the last one- thank goodness! I ain't tryin to get rabies and shit!! But I did find a dead turtle on accident. :( Thats pretty much besides the point though lol. We are all super excited that some of our TV shows are back on!! I am overjoyed at this because I'm hopin this will decrease the amount I scary movies I see. :/  We have a packed full weekend ahead, and I am SURE there will be great things to share with you all!!  Tonight we are going to storm chaser class!! Pretty sure we are gonna be experts- like one step under meteorologists ;) ha. This should be entertaining to say the least...and so will the first storm I attempt to chase lol.  Happy Friday Eve!! Xoxo- B

Better

Better....

Yes, I realize its been like 2 weeks, but hey at least it hasn't been 2 months!! :D Some improvement is better than none.

Well, as we typically do, we will recap what you've missed with "A girl, A guy, and A gay" since your last visit. ;)

These past few weekends have been a change of pace for us. We have kinda become "home bodies"- which is a complete opposite from where we were about a month ago. But we realize we like it this way. So, we are currently searching for that "happy medium". Our weekends have been consisting of cooking and drinking...pretty much. ( NO, we aren't a bunch of soughts.... or whatever that word is lol *You know you were thinking it! And I never said what we were drinking! ;) *) One of our latest renewed favorites is Karaoke and game night!! We are some karaoke kings and queens! Thanks to Apple and YouTube, we pretty much have any and every karaoke song we could ever want playing on the big screen in the living room! And you know we got microphones even though you could hear us next door without out. Now karaoke is something our friends take pretty serious. You would think that we were training for the OLYMPICS of karaoke y'all!!! It is pretty hilarious. And no fear, I have PLENTY of videos. See, thats the thing with karaoke- you think you sound good UNTIL you listen to yourself!!  lol Oh and don't even challenge any of us to play you in apples to apples or things because one of us is guaranteed to win both. And you will for sure probably feel the most uncomfortable you've felt in a long time while the rest of us are splittin our britches and pissin our pants laughin.  But we have a ball, and it also gives the guys "practice time" for the cookin team. You know theres always gonna be some sort of food when we all get together. Its like going to a family reunion without ever eating- ain't gonna happen (as long as you know who brought what food at the reunion- you KNOW what i'm talking about! ) But I will give the men much credit because this past weekend, they made some smoke turkey and that shit was some fire!!! I was actually impressed lol. I have to say, Kenny is actually quite a cook. Thats exactly why I believe that he should cook here at home because if I know I'm gonna burn it, I might as well let him do it and we won't waste money!! See, look at me being all conservative. Hey, times are hard and waste shouldn't be an option and thats exactly what it would be if I cooked! hehe 

While we have been on our home body kick, we have tapped into the movie world. Well its more like we jumped head first. I'm pretty sure we have a watched a movie everyday for the past 2 weeks. But they've actually all been good. However, Anthony thinks that EVERY movie should be a scary movie. Uhh HELLO!! Do you wanna sit up all night with me?? Didn't think so. Hes so cray-cray. And he knows his ass has been scared too! lol. Heck, after the eatin, partying, and drinking, I'm surprised we all ain't bustin out of our pants! Woo, I needed to have been walking like 5 miles a day at least! Thank to gimpy- my jacked up foot- I have hindered in that area. But anyways, OHH! Back to where I was,,,,So if you see me looking scared or being quiet the next few days, its because them movies done made me crazy!! LOL

One of the more hilarious moments lately has been Ant attempting to bake Chess Squares. Bless it, he did try though.... 2 pans thrown away, another trip back to the store, and my baking them "assistance" in baking them, he did redeem himself. Bless it, it was like one of them moments you see on tv where they're talking about how awful some food was and the picture of it was a textbook fail. And before someone complains, I am grateful and not making fun of him. I even told him that Paula Deen had to have had at least 1 fail somewhere!!! LOL The peanut butter balls we made were a pretty nice redemption to any failure too lol. Redemption occurred with those for sure!

There are a few other tidbits....
Last night we almost got blown away in storm -Ant says it felt like the Carrie Underwood video. Well, a cute big dog came up that belonged several streets over and you know we couldn't just leave it outside. SOOO he ended up in the guest bath for a little while :)

My foot is feeling like its on the mend! HOPEFULLY it will be back to normal soon!

Anthony has taken a different road is his career life. We are SO excited for him!!

We played the BEST joke on a friend the other day by janking chairs off of her porch so she thought someone stole them. Boy did she raise some hell UNTIL she walked out and they were on our front porch! ha! Too funny!

Oh, and I want to personally thank my sweet husband, THE GUY in all these stories, for going to get me ice cream Monday just because he was being nice. Bless it :)


Now that we've watched a ridiculous amount of scary movies lately, Kenny is pleasantly snoring away! Must be nice. And Anthony has tried to scare me with Jack-Jack, the pet snake that's fake. I'm going to take all of this as my cue for some R&R!!! 

Have a fabulous weekend!!!!
XOXO-B